About the Author

A longtime resident, but not native, of the internet, John Bluff is the under-compensated author of many essays, short stories, and letters of complaint to the media. He has previously published with limited success under the pseudonyms Stephen King, J. K. Rowling, and King James. Under the name Bluff, his work is often featured, accompanied by flattering biographical sketches, in the esteemed Substack newsletter Comic Fiction, of which he is editor.

Bluff has also achieved correspondence with major publishing houses, who are always thrilled to encourage his progress by sending him preprinted letters and returning his manuscripts in the self-addressed, stamped envelope that he provided.

Bluff would like to thank his parents, friends, civic leaders and local detractors for taking an unsolicited interest in his career and generously donating advice such as “Maybe writing isn’t your thing” and “I hear they’re hiring at the toll plaza.” Bluff would also like to thank his prffreader for her scrpulous attention to

In his free time, Bluff enjoys jamming with his a cappella group, playing lead trombone. When not writing or playing music, he spends much of his time in individual and group therapies. Bluff also enjoys drawing. His style is noted for its blend of minimalism and the human form, his self-portrait earning him some renown:

Bluff can usually be found at the public library reading free newspapers. He is looking for a roommate if you know anybody. He is behind on his rent.