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Jun 7, 2023Liked by John Bluff

She’s in the trunk with Schrödinger’s cat

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But is the relationship alive or dead? It's unknowable

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Jun 7, 2023Liked by John Bluff

Or quanta ble

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Yeah, this is definitely the case of she wants two side pieces! She appreciates what she gets from each man and doesn't want to give up either of them. She's asking your friend to go along with the idea, basically creating/maintaining an existential (but not physical) menage a trois. It's going to be up to him as to whether or not he's okay with that. Ha, good luck.

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Evelyn sounds great! PS - what’s a particle physicist?

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From what I can remember from high school physics, a particle physicist is a physicist who specializes in particles, those little bits of matter than sing country and combine to form Dolly Partons

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Of course! 🔬

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She wants her cake and to eat it also. She wants to continue whatever relationship she has with you AND ALSO with Dr Foster. I would not accept that and would end your relationship with her. Good luck. You deserve better.

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Thank you. That’s good advice. I will pass so along to my friend

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I hope she got desert!

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She would call them ambrosian confectioneries

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